Set in Stone

Ah, it's so nice and lovely today!
Oh. I didn't see you there!
So nice of you to join me here in my
little world.
My name is Bugbo,
and, well,
I'm just here to have a grand old time!
And hopefully, you are too.
Come!
Allow me to introduce you to my
greatest acquaintances!
Here's one of my companions,
Gradient Joe!
He's the cleverest person I know.
Whenever I have a problem that needs
solving,
the first thing that comes to my mind is:
"What Would Gradient Joe Do?"
Unfortunately,
Joe isn't a very talkative fellow,
so he doesn't often share his vast
knowledge with the rest of us.
Greedy, greedy Joe.
They ought to call you GREEDient Joe
(Laughter)
This is Gerbo,
Another pal of mine!
He isn't very bright,
But he sure is fun to be around.
What are you up to today, my friend?
Just collecting rocks!
Collecting rocks?
Any particular reason for collecting
rocks today?
Any special occasion?
Nope!
Just collecting rocks.
Well...
That just won't do!
Collecting rocks with no rhyme,
no reason.
Partaking in an activity such as this
without a purpose is
Absurd!
Ohhh...
You're right, Bugbo!
What AM I gonna do with all these rocks?
Hmmmm...
Well Gerbo, when life gives you stones,
What do you make?
A stone structure!
Yeah!
It'll be twelve stumps high, with a
Woah!
Woah woah woah!
Hey now,
Let's not get ahead of ourselves!
Remember,
Overambition is man's greatest imperfection.
Keep your objectives reasonable.
Twelve stumps? Goodness me, Gerbo!
Sorry...
Spiders aren't know for their
intelligence!
How right you are, friend!
They're known for their eight
legs.
Yeah!
Besides,
your rocks are much too small!
You need to start again.
Aw, man!
Where do I get bigger rocks?
We'll have to visit the Stone Merchant.
Hello. I am the Stone Merchant.
What would you three like today?
I'd like your biggest stones please, sir
Yeah!
We're building a stone structure!
A stone structure? How quaint.
If my biggest stones are what you desire
You must pay a hefty fee of 150 shells!
No
Excuse me?
I'm not doing that
Well away with you then!
Now everyone,
It's at times like this I ask myself,
What would Gradient Joe do?
Today,
I'll be asking you the same question.
Do you think Joe will:

A Steal the great big stones from the Merchant
B Challenge the merchant to fierce duel
Or,
C Attempt to make a deal with the stubborn merchant

Let's find out.
A deal?
A deal??
A DEAL??
Well, take a look at that!
The merchant is no more.
Hey, look!
Big rocks!
Grab them
Now we're talking!
Yes
Wow... I haven't seen this many big
rocks so close together since the
Gerbo
Every second we don't spend constructing
is a second completely wasted.
It's time we begin.
Boy, oh boy. Man, oh man.
We did it, friends.
We really structured these stones.
Wow, cool!
Now what?
We're finished, Gerbo.
We can rest.
Yay!
Hey, Bugbo...
What are these scratches on the rocks?
I don't know.
Oh.
Well, Joe. Did you have fun today?
The markings. They're glowing!
What could this mean?
IT IS I, INEPTA THE STONE MAGE!
YOU HAVE ASSEMBLED THE
SAXUM TURRIM
AND NOW I MAY FINALLY REST...
FOR THAT, I THANK YOU THREE!
TODAY YOU HAVE PROVEN THAT
YOU TRULY ARE PURE OF HEART,
AND STRONG OF MIND.
NEVER CHANGE, MY FRIENDS.
NEVER CHANGE!
Wow, a real wizard!
See, Gerbo?
Look what we accomplished today
when we put our mind to something.
You're right, Bugbo!
From now on, I'll only collect rocks if
it means something.
Excellent, Gerbo.
And what else did we learn today?
What DID we learn?
TOGETHERNESS
MAKES
ANYTHING
EFFORTLESS!
Sorry I'm late, everyone!
Hey, Hoppo.
We built a stone structure today!
Hehehahahaha!
And here, viewers,
is where we shall bid you farewell
It's been an excellent time, truly it has.
But of course, it can't last forever.
We'll be seeing you next time.
So long, friends!


Under The Oak

Ah, it's so nice and lovely today!
Oh hey, didn't see you there!
I didn't see you there!
How kind of you to join us again.
Oh, hey Bugbo.
Hello, my friendly, fun friend,
hello indeed!
Hello!
How are you today, Gerbo?
What's this
Oh, this?
It's a...
Big tree, I think.
I don't like it
I want it gone
Joe, cut it down
Aw, man!
Don't worry, Gerbo, it's for the better.
Woah!
Hold on, what's that?
It would appear as though we have
discovered a secret.
Secrets are cool!
On the contrary, Gerbo.
Keeping too many secrets can only
lead to trouble.
Huh...
You're right, Bugbo.
From now on,
I'll never keep secrets again!
Excellent, Gerbo!
But this is irrelevant.
Now what do we do about this hole?
I'm not sure...
What a dilemma.
Do you know what this means?
That's right, folks.
It's time to solve yet another problem
by asking ourselves:
What Would Gradient Joe Do?
Do you think he will:

A Take a leap of faith and jump inside the mysterious hole
B Drop something inside the mysterious hole
Or,
C Do nothing

Let's find out.
Well, Joe, it's very unlike you to refuse
to take initiative,
but if that's the way you want to be
I can't stop you
Well, no time like the present.
Wow... We got pretty lucky.
We could've really hurt ourselves!
Well, Gerbo, life's all about taking risks.
I don't like risks...
Wow...
Look at all this!
Woah!
A stripey tent!
Even better, Gerbo.
A whole underground carnival,
all to ourselves!
Hello, you three.
Oh, I didn't
I didn't know you were here
Hello
Hi, Mr. Clown!
What are you doing here, then?
My name is The Hollow Clown,
and this is my home.
The decaying circus you see before
you now was once the most beloved
attraction in the land.
Every day, visitors would line up for
some joyful circus fun.
That was,
until during on of the Mayor's speeches,
when he tripped on a bouncy circus ball.
He felt humiliated.
In his anger,
he immediately got back up onstage
and declared all circuses illegal.
Circus owners were ordered to
destroy their attractions at once
For many,
this was only a minor inconvenience.
For me, however,
it was a great tragedy.
The circus was the only place I'd known.
I couldn't get rid of it!
But I couldn't keep it open, either.
So I hid it all under the oak tree.
That's what I'm doing here all alone...
[WEEPING]
Oh no!
This isn't fair at all...
Someone has to do something about this!
Hmm...
You may be right, Gerbo.
But how, oh, how?
The Mayor is too powerful.
You're right...
The only person who can challenge
the Mayor is...
...The Mayor!
Hmmmmm...
How right you are, friend!
This gives me an idea.
[SCRIBBLING]
What is he doing?
I don't know...
"Vote for Gradient Joe as your new Mayor!"
You're a genius, Bugbo!
I may be, yes.
But the plan won't work if Joe isn't on board.
Joe.
Are you on board?
I don't mean to pressure you at all, Joe,
but it would mean a great deal to me
if you at least tried.
Could you run for mayor,
to save my home?
ALL: HOORAY!
Wait...
But how do we get back up?
The cannon, Gerbo!
The cannon!
Ohhhh!
Good luck, you three!
Bye, Mr. Clown!
Well, guys
Let's run for Mayor.
As the Mayor, I hereby declare
Not so fast, Mr. Mayor!
We have a new candidate in town.
What?
What the devil is going on?
I'm the Mayor!
The next vote isn't until
Until when?
Until the people are tired of you?
Well, Joe and his team have reason to
believe they already are.
Yeah!
Leave those circus people alone!
I
What?
Okay.
I don't have to listen to you hooligans.
Security!
That won't work.
I implore you to let the people decide.
Yeah!
Let the people decide, circus hater!
Vote for Gradient Joe
as your new Mayor!
[APPLAUSE]
[SIGH]
Well, I suppose we ARE built on democracy.
Yeah!
Democracy!
The vote will be held tomorrow.
WHAT?
That's much too early!
We need time to...
To prepare the election,
to sort out the voting system,
I don't think you heard me, Quentin.
The vote
will be held
tomorrow
Okay...
Okay. Tomorrow.
tomorrow
Well, it's tomorrow.
I smell a mayoral election!
Alright, Joe.
We've spent 24 bug hours preparing
for this moment.
You can do this!
Wait...
Joe has to give a speech to get
everyone's votes, right?
Correct.
He doesn't talk.
Oh
Oh, grub!
What are we gonna do?
{PLEASE WELCOME OUR TWO CANDIDATES}
{QUENTIN MAYOR, AND GRADIENT JOE}
[MUFFLED APPLAUSE]
Okay, Joe, listen.
He's already gone!
Oh
Good luck, charlatans!
[LAUGHTER]
Oh no...
The clown's circus is doomed!
Not on my watch.
Hello, good people of this land!
As you may know,
An early vote is being held here today.
Hey, you can't be here!
I'm giving a speech!
No you aren't
{MR. MAYOR DISQUALIFIED!}
{GRADIENT JOE WINS BY DEFAULT!}
[APPLAUSE]
I'll be taking this!
Hehehahahaha!
My home... It's saved!
If only my father were here to see this...
You did it, Joe!
So, "Mayor Joe",
what will your first act as the Mayor be?
That will be all, everybody.
Well, Gerbo, we did it.
We sure did!
But I think we did something much
better too,
we learned a valuable lesson.
What was the lesson?
TOGETHERNESS
MAKES
ANYTHING
EFFORTLESS!


Grr...
I HATE bugs...


A Familiar Foe

Ah, it so nice and lovely today!
Oh!
I didn't see you there!
Hm.
Well, this is puzzling, to say the least.

And that's why I always sit down
before looking up at the sky on the
third day of bugsummer.
Wait...
Where's Bugbo?
He said he'd be here!
This isn't right...
He'd NEVER miss Wrecking Ball Day!
Hmm...
"Dear pesky insects,
your precious 'Bugbo' has been taken
captive by none other than me...
Hahahahaha!
If you ever want to see your
precious pal again, then it's up to you,
and ONLY YOU, to find me!
If you do not find me without 12 bug hours,
then you can say goodbye to your
beloved minibeast.
UNkind regards,
your arch nemesis."
Oh, grub...
This is REALLY bad!
Bugbo's in danger!
We gotta call Hoppo right now!
Hoppo, we need your help!
Bugbo's been bugnapped!
Sorry,
I'm a little preoccupied right now!
Hehehahaha!
Well, Joe,
Looks like it's up to just you and me
to stop this mystery man and
find our friend!
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šŸŽµ Bugbo...šŸŽµ
I'm going to kill you...šŸŽµ
šŸŽµI'm going to end your life...šŸŽµ
šŸŽµYou're gonna die...šŸŽµ āž” You're gonna DIE!
 
It appears I've gotten myself into
quite the cucumber.

Oh my!
A cucumber indeed, my friend.
Or should I say...
My enemy!
Oh my!
[EVIL LAUGHTER]
You foolish bug.
Once my timer strikes BUG-ZERO,
YOUR time will be up,
And MY nefarious plan
will be executed
successfully
Hooray!
How interesting!
If your friends arrive in time,
they'll be forced to watch you go
SPLAT!
Goodness gracious me!
And if they don't,
You'll perish ALONE
knowing your so-called "friends"
never cared to find you!
Oh no, that just wouldn't do.
You see, everyone,
true friends stick together and help
each other out no matter what.
Those without friends have no one
to stick to,
and in turn,
become bitter, spiteful lunatics
with only selfish goals.
QUIET
you troublesome creature!
If I didn't have such a genius,
foolproof plan,
I'd activate the device RIGHT NOW
and destroy you!
Okay
Well,
we've searched all over the Globe,
but no sign of Bugbo.
Oh, grub!
The only place we haven't checked is
[GULP]
all the way up Mt. Bobo!
Which is so steep,
it'll take bug DAYS!
If only we had a red brother...
DID SOMEONE SAY THE RED BROTHER
Woah!
Who are YOU
THE RED BROTHER
Hello!
It seems you two need my help here take this mushroom
it will provide you with safe passage to the summit
GOODBYE

Wow...
What could this mean?
Oooooh!
Various items!
But which one to choose...?
Hmmmmm...
Whenever I have a problem that needs
solving,
the first thing that comes to my mind is:
"What Would Gradient Joe Do?"
Wait, no,
that's it!
What Would Gradient Joe Do?
Will he choose:

A The ladder
B The snake
Or
C The grappling hook

Let's find out.
Are...
Are you sure?
Okay...
I trust you...
Wow!
You're a GENIUS, Joe!
My purpossse has been ssserved!
Well,
What bugs around grubs around,
I guess...
Look!
A secret lair!
Bugbo must be in there!
[GULP]
Well, here goes...
Well, well, well...
It seems you two have fallen
directly into my trap!
Now it is time for me to unleash the
BEES!
Bye, bees!
Bugbo!
Is it really you?
Right as rain, spider!
Don't worry,
we're gonna get you out of here!
NOT
so fast, bugs!
Who are you?
What?
You don't recognize me?
Well,
perhaps this will jog your memory! āž” perhaps THIS will jog your memory!
HAHAHAHAHA!
That's right.
It was I,
THOMAS FLYSWATTER once again!
You thought you could get rid of me
last time,
but I'm back! āž” but I'm BACK!
Joe...
Who is this strange man?
You're very peculiar, whoever you are.
What do you mean?
It's me!
Your arch nemesis!
Your Familiar Foe!
I don't recognize you
I don't
know who you are
BAH HUMBUG!
Or should I say...
HARM-bug!
Because now that you're here,
I'm going to HARM BUGbo!
You three have the privilege of
seeing my device in action!
THIS giant flyswatter will
SWAT this FLY
like an orange in a juicer!
And then I will finally have my revenge..
REVENGE!
But why?
Why are you like this, Doctor...
Fff..
Fff..
Fly?
Well, you see...
When I was a young man,
I was a minimum wage employee at
Swatter Incorporated,
a factory that specialized in the
creation of pest-killing implements,
such as the flyswatter.
It was a dangerous environment,
that much everyone knew.
Everyone,
except me...
Nobody warned me about the
dangers of the conveyor belts.
On one fateful day of making flyswatters,
I tripped and fell onto the conveyor
belt in front of me.
I couldn't get off it!
It sent me directly into the mouth of
the flyswatter-maker-machine thingy.
I went through the worst torture
you could ever imagine.
I was crushed,
melted,
and spun around really fast.
After the machine was done,
I came out as a flyswatter.
I was permanently changed...
and from that day onward,
I've DESPISED Bugbo,
and wanted to make him,
and ALL bugs like him,
pay for what he did to me...
And there you have it...
THAT'S why I am...
THOMAS
FLY
SWATTER
[VILLAINOUS LAUGHTER]
Well...
I'm sorry that happened, sir,
but that doesn't give you the right
to be rude!
You should listen to Gerbo, mister.
Why would I listen to an eight-legged
FOOL!
[DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER]
What are we gonna do?
He can't be reasoned with!
He's a MONSTER!
Wait...
I have a plan!
But you have to do everything I say.
Do you understand?
You may have bested me fair and
square THIS time, Bugbo,
but mark my words...
I'LL BE BACK!
I'LL GET YOU!
I'll get you SOMEDAY!
Sorry, pal.
It seems you've swatted your last fly.
Come on, guys.
Well guys,
I simply cannot thank you enough
for rescuing me from that
forgettable fiend.
What was his name again?
Forgot
Okay!
I'm just glad it all turned out A-OK
in the end.
How do you feel, Joe?
Profound.
We did so much today, Bugbo.
We went all around the GLOBE
looking for you!
Quite impressive, yes.
For that
I'd say you are deserving of a reward.
One gold star!
Yay!
But of course,
today's ordeal could have been
prevented had you been more vigilant,
so your reward is null and void.
Awwww!
However you did, in turn, learn a
valuable lesson.
Really?
What was it?
Tell me!
TOGETHERNESS
MAKES
ANYTHING
EFFORTLESS